Do Fat Girls Give Better Blow Jobs?

Posted on Oct 10, 2012 @ 10:12 pm

MYTH!

I can’t count how many times I’ve heard a guy say “Fat chicks give better head.” I always wondered why they said that, and if it might actually be true. I am a logical thinker and my ability to think logically combined with my amazing research (googling) skills has led me to the conclusion that this is a myth.

What does a person’s weight have to do with their ability to suck a dick? Absolutely nothing.

I’ve heard different reasons for why fat chicks supposedly give better blow jobs. The most popular reason being that fat girls like to eat, therefore they love man sausage in their mouth. Ridiculous. How many men out there have had a bitch actually eat their dick? (I’m guessing none, or else they wouldn’t have a dick anymore..) Sucking and eating are two different things entirely. Sucking dick also requires quite a bit of work and can even get tiresome if the guy takes forever to nut, so I just don’t see how one can compare a fat chick’s love for food to sucking a dick. It’s completely irrational.

I’ve also heard the ole “Fat girls are more desperate  for attention and therefore they are more willing to do what skinny bitches won’t do." Now, on some levels there might be a little bit of truth to that. Not that fat chicks are desperate but that they are more willing to do things to please a man than a skinny girl would. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that a fat girl is BETTER at it, she just might be more willing to actually do it. So instead of fat girls being better at giving head, a more correct conclusion would be that if you want to get your dick sucked, your chances are better with a fat chick.. I guess.

I just don’t think that being fat makes a girl better at sucking dick.

In my ‘research’ on this topic, I read in several different articles that science has proven that women with oral fixations prefer to give their partners oral sex. So if a guy wants a woman who will blow him often and do it well, he should probably look for a chick who smokes, chews tobacco, chews on straws, chews on her lip (maybe?), chews gum… or stuff like that. Oral fixations generally create a desire to suck on things.. so yeah.

Even though I am a fat chick myself, and it’s true that I am pretty good at sucking cock (haha), I know it is not because of my weight. I am not desperate in the least. I am actually very picky when it comes to choosing sex partners and even more picky when it comes to putting a man’s dick in my mouth. (Who knows where that shit has been..? I will save that for a different day though.) I am also obsessed with chewing gum. I chew gum almost all the time and I have a habit of constantly “popping” my gum, too. So the oral fixation thing totally applies to me.

Now as far as SOME fat chicks being more willing to please than a skinny chick, as I said, there might be a little bit of truth to that. But if one is to assume that a big girl is more apt to want to please her man than a skinny girl it is also safe to assume that skinny girls are more selfish in general when it comes to sex.. or just about anything else. That might be why I have also heard a lot of guys say that they enjoy sex with a fat chick better than they do a skinny girl. Even guys that find thin girls more attractive. That, too, is to be saved for another time because I don’t have all night to sit here and go over the logistics of all that.

I know for me, I will suck my man’s dick if that’s what he wants. I like it, not because I love to eat, not because I am desperate for a man’s attention, but simply because nothing turns me on more than making my man cum. Getting him off helps me get off. Being fat or skinny has nothing to do with that whatsoever.


3 Responses

Tammi Says
2012-10-11 08:56:53

I’ve heard people say that, too. I don’t think it’s really true, I just think guys use that as an excuse as to why they are messing with big girls because they don’t want their friends to make fun of them. I don’t know. I am a big girl and I don’t do that. It grosses me out.

CrazyGirl Says
2012-10-12 17:12:29

We all have our preferences as to what we like and don’t like. I happen to like it, but I don’t go around sucking just any old dick. You have to be special for that. :)

 
 
Pete Fite Says
2013-03-25 02:42:37

I must say from my own encounters that weight has absolutely nothing to do with a woman’s head giving skills. I have had blow jobs from skinny girls, chubby girls, fat girls and really really fat like 400+ lb girls. Some of the fat girls gave an amazing bj and some of them were just horrible. Once I even had a fat girl refuse. I am not sure what determines a chick’s ability to give head but it’s probably just like any other skill, some are good at it and some aren’t.

 

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